A Series of “Top Tens”
That Took Forever to Compile
But Requires Only Sixty Seconds
for You to Read.
TOP TEN Signs
it is
July in Arizona*
1. The trees are whistling for the dogs.
2. You actually burn your hand opening the car door, then learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
3. You discover that it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car, but you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
4. You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
5. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
6. You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
7. The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
8. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
9. The cows are giving evaporated milk.
10. The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
it is
July in Arizona*
1. The trees are whistling for the dogs.
2. You actually burn your hand opening the car door, then learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
3. You discover that it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car, but you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
4. You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
5. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
6. You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
7. The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
8. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
9. The cows are giving evaporated milk.
10. The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
*With apologies to the many friends I still have in Phoenix, Tucson and Flagstaff…
Please let me know if this is of interest to you.
I welcome your feedback!
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