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My Top Ten Favorite
Steven Wright Sayings


If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous erudite scientist who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates." His mind sees things differently than most of us do, to our amazement and amusement. Thanks to my dear friend, Mike Hixson at CADO Real Estate Services for these. I have 24 more and will be happy to send them to you. Just post a reply with the e-mail address to use. Here are my ten favorites of his gems:


1. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2. All those who believe in psycho kinetics, raise my hand.
3. I almost had a psychic girlfriend...

but she left me before we met.
4. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
5. I intend to live forever.... so far, so good.
6. What happens if you get scared half to death…twice?
7. My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes,

so I made your horn louder."
8. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
9. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
10.Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.


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